The Official Pieous Club Dinner Napkins Est. 1745 · Re-Est. 2021

One does not defend a pie's honour whilst dabbing one's lips with paper towel. Absolutely not.

Befitting a society that has gathered for over 200 years to feast, compete, and drink whilst sharing stories and laughs, these napkins bring Georgian elegance to modern pie consumption. Embroidered in Edinburgh (where else?) with The Pieous Club insignia in burgundy thread, they serve as both practical necessity and subtle declaration of allegiance.

Refined Specifications: π 100% GOTS certified organic cotton (only the finest fibres for discerning pie enthusiasts) π Hotel-grade fabric weight (substantial enough to handle gravy incidents with dignity) π Generous 46 × 46cm dimensions (because serious pie eating requires serious coverage) π OEKO-TEX certified and Made in Green (ethically produced, free from harmful substances) π Supremely soft and absorbent (tackles both gentle pastry crumbs and enthusiastic sauce encounters) π Machine washable (survives repeated battles, minimal ironing required) π Embroidered in-house in Edinburgh by people who understand proper table standards

Available for collection at Pie Fest on the 28th, where you may immediately deploy them in the service of civilised pie consumption.

Suitable for Christmas dinner and maintaining composure during competitive pie judging.